Sandy and StephenSandy Wood

We're sorry. Stephen and Sandy don't actually have a "real" website here at this time.
This address is (mostly) only used for email.

"Welcome," says Fred, the "answering machine."

If Fred did not answer the door when you arrived, you can listen to his "Oh, so sad?" MP3 recording here.
Or hear a follow-up "thanks!" message Fred sent to Penny.

Or hear him recite a few lines of Shakespeare, badly, in service of Optimist Theater in Milwaukee.

Reload to see different combinations, in different sizes. They are not links. And it is not working as it had elsewhere; I cannot seem to dictate the grid size & number on this server. That is all.
a 2x10 image grid

Example idiot class
2x3, no th or tw. overlap=0


Thanks for visiting. (Fred would say "Thanks" too, if he was a real person.)
Sandy Wood, March 2003

Credit for the image-generating php script to chimpen.